Judge: How far away were you from the accident?
Carpenter: 27 feet, 6 inches.
Judge: What? How come you are so sure of that distance?
Carpenter: Well, I knew some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!
法官：你離事發現場有多遠？
木匠：27英尺6英寸。
法官：什么？你怎么這么確定？
木匠：我知道會有傻瓜問，所以我量了。
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