Never talk to the parrot
[ 2006-07-17 08:00 ]
Mrs. Peterson phoned the
repairman because her dishwasher quit working.
He couldn't accommodate
her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told
him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on
the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler
inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you
do, do not talk to the bird!"
Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally
ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed,
yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.
As he was ready to leave, he
couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"
To
which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"
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