The amazing flying dog
[ 2007-05-09 08:00 ]
A woman is out looking for a
pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop
and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says,
"I've got just the thing for you madam. I'll just get him."
With that, he
disappears into the back of the shop, and returns a few seconds later with a
cute little puppy. "This dog is a special dog," he tells her. "It is able to
fly," he explains, and with that throws the dog into the air. It immediately
begins to float gracefully around the shop.
"There is one problem with
him, however. Whenever you say 'my', he'll eat whatever you've mentioned. Watch.
"My apple!" The lady watches in astonishment as the dog zooms over to the shop
attendant and furiously devours an apple he has produced from his
pocket.
"He's cute, and so unusual. I'll take him," she says, and a few
minutes later she is on her way back home with dog to show her
husband.
"Darling, look what a clever pet I bought today!" she exclaims
when she gets back home. "He can fly!"
The husband peers at the dog, and
then remarks, "Fly eh? Ha! My foot!"
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