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| Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? |
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| What bird has wings but cannot fly? |
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? |
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| Why does a burning candle like being thirsty? |
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? |
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| What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? |
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| Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? |
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| When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? |
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| Why don't oysters give to charity? |
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| What do you call a song sung in an automobile? |
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| How does a vampire cross the ocean? |
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| What do you drop when you need it and take back when you don't? |
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| What never asks questions，but gets a lot of answers? |
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| What is the smallest bridge in the world? |
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| I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I? |
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| Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today? |
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| What kind of keys do kids like to carry? |
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| What has 4 wheels and flies? |
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| Which sea has waves but no water? |
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| Which is the hardest key to turn? |
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| Where was the first potato found? |
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| What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you? |
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| What state is married in the United States? |
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| What is the largest living ant in the world? |
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| How can you take 1 from 19 and leave 20? |
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| A man is alone on an island with no food and no water, yet he does not fear for his life.Why? |
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| What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it more than a few minutes? |
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| The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks? |
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| Why does a bike rest on its leg? |
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