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哪是麻雀，哪是燕子

2007-06-30 09:17
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

答非所問！

2007-06-29 08:00
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is!

You're not going to make it

2007-06-28 09:42
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.

誰的狗最聰明？

2007-06-27 08:56
Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, "T Square, show your stuff." The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out a paper and pencil, and drew a perfect triangle.

都是“瞎子”惹的禍

2007-06-26 08:40
A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they do not get any paint on their uniforms.

“讓我司機回答！”

2007-06-25 08:32
A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech so many times, I bet I could deliver it and give you the night off."

漫畫之“暈機袋”

2007-06-24 11:25
I'm happy to report our use of air-sickness bags has declined sharply since we quite serving meals.

“邋遢”的回答

2007-06-22 08:45
My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of-until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment.

“完美”中的遺憾

2007-06-21 08:32
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

歌德的寬容

2007-06-20 09:00
Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in Weimar.

You lose

2007-06-19 08:00
A smart society woman was sitting next to President Coolidge at a party.

Goethe's tolerance

2007-08-18 08:00
Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said: “I will never make way for a fool.”
“But I will.” With that Goethe retreated aside.

You lose

2007-06-15 08:00
A smart society woman was sitting next to President Coolidge at a party. “ Oh, Mr President,” she said smilingly, “you are so silent. I made a bet today that I could get more than two words out of you.”“ You lose.” The President said.

Tit for tat

2007-06-14 08:00
Puccini, the composer of the Opera Madame Butterfly often sent a cake to his director Toscanini at Christmas. One year, he did so as usual, but he suddenly remembered he had had words with that famous director. He was very sorry for it. He was afraid that Toscanini might return it. So he sent a telegram: "Sorry. Cake sent by mistake. Puccini." Soon he received a reply: "Sorry. Cake eaten by mistake. Toscanini."

An unlucky man

2007-06-13 08:28
Once Bernard Shaw was having a walk when some harum-scarum cyclist ran into him and Shaw fell to the ground. The cyclist was very sorry and came off his bike to help Shaw get on his feet. Fortunately Shaw was not hurt. The cyclist apologized to Shaw, but Shaw said, "I’m sorry that you are unlucky. If you had killed me, you would be known all over the world."

The answering machine

2007-06-12 08:24
中國家庭并不常用電話答錄機（Answering Machine),但在北美家庭，幾乎家家都用。外來電話撥入時，若該電話號碼的主人不在，就會讓撥入者聽到一段留言，這叫Answer。絕大多數的Answer都是千篇一律的：說明主人不在，請撥入者留下簡短信息及姓名電話號碼等。以下幾則特別的Answer體現了美國人的幽默，你能體會出其幽默所在嗎？

The voice

2007-06-11 08:00
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

Past tense

2007-06-08 09:22
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?

The job interview

2007-06-07 08:00
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, "What does two plus two equal?"

I'm talking to you

2007-06-06 08:00
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom’s the best lay in town!"